Uncle Raymond Interviews...Optimus Prime

Our friendly entertainment 'reporter' talks to the leader of the Autobots.

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Uncle Raymond Interviews...Optimus Prime
Everybody's favourite entertainment reporter (OK, maybe OUR favourite reporter) Uncle Raymond is back at it again.

This time, he sat down with the one and only Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots and the main star of Transformers: The Last Knight (out in local cinemas 22 June), as he bugs him with some seriously questionable questions.

Optimus Prime is back!
Hello, Optimus! How are you ah?
Greetings, human. It's good to be back on planet Earth.

Ehh? You not on Earth meh? I thought you were in the last Transformers movie?
Did you not watch the movie? After the end of Age of Extinction, I flew into space to hide the Seed and to look for the Creators.

The Creators? What's that ah? Can eat one ah?
Do you not know anything, Raymond? The Creators are basically a mysterious race that created the Transformers - me and the evil Megatron included. They were the ones who sent Lockdown to Earth to capture me in the last movie. And for that, I will not them live.

He's such a badass.
Aiyo, that fella ah? He's scary lah!
You don't have to worry, human. He's taken care of. Now, we need to take care of Quintessa...

Another bad guy ah? What they always come after you one?
I'm the leader of the Autobots, so it's no surprise that I have a bounty on my head. Now Quintessa, she will play a major role in Transformers: The Last Knight.

OK, let's talk about this Quintessa girl. Who's she? Your new girlfriend ah?
No, she's not and she'll never be! Watch your words, mortal! She's a formidable member of the Creators and together with Megatron, they look to destroy the universe.

Here's another bad guy.So, what's going to happen in the new movie ah?
After I flew into space in search of the Creators, my allies on Earth have to fend off attacks from the evil bots as well as a newly-formed team called the Transformers Reaction Force (TRF). Their main goal is to hunt down and destroy the Transformers. But while this is happening on Earth, Quintessa and the rest of the Creators are plotting to destroy the entire planet. And the key to stopping them is me, Optimus Prime.

Oh, so you'll save us ah? But I thought you died in space...
No! Who told you that?

Neh, in the trailer, they show you floating around in space.
That's just the beginning of the story, Raymond. There's more to that.

But you always die one. You died in Revenge of the Fallen, then you nearly died in Age Of Extinction, then you died in The Last Knight...
For the last time, human, I did not die. Me floating in space is an essential part of the new movie.

Oh, so you were lepak-ing lah...
What are you talking about, Raymond?

And then right, you no more friend friend with Bumblebee, issit? Because in the trailer, we see you punching him one.
It is not what it seems. It's complicated. I have a reason for doing that. You seriously need to watch the movie to find out why, mortal.

OK OK, I believe you lah! So, this one your last film ah? Your boss - that Bay fella - and your boy friend Yeager say they don't want to do Transformers movie anymore.
I do not know. The Transformers franchise is in your hands, people of planet Earth. Personally, I would love to return for another movie, because I, Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots...

Actually, I think you no need to scared. This new film sure cannot beat the old film's rating...
You are really getting on my nerves, human.

No wonder Optimus is not happy.
Ehh, before we go, one more question ah: how come when you say 'Transform and roll out', you all don't roll one?
It's a figure of speech, what it means is...

Okay, bye!

In case you haven’t already figured it out, the Rojak Daily did not actually conduct this interview (just like his last one with Power Ranger's Rita Repulsa) but it’s worth noting that all the answers are actually based on facts. Look ‘em up! Stay tuned for Uncle Raymond’s next interview. If you have suggestions for who you’d like him to interview next, let us know in the comments section below. Thanks for reading!

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