The 2020 Oscars has come and gone, and there were plenty of surprises and of course, some non-surprises.
South Korean movie 'Parasite' made Oscars history by becoming the first foreign film
to win Best Picture. Actor Joaquin Phoenix didn't shock anyone
by winning the Best Actor award for his role in 'Joker'.
Perhaps the biggest shock of the night came when famous rapper Eminem performed his hit single "Lose Yourself" on the Oscars stage - 17 years
after its release.
Ahh, fun times!
But what we wanted to know is what the celebrities got in this year's goodie bags, because those bags are a stuff of legend.
And in case you're wondering, no; they didn't just get Oscar-branded mugs or notebooks.
Tonnes of expensive free gifts
According to USA Today
, the major 2020 Academy Award nominees in the acting and directing categories received a goodie bag worth a jaw-dropping USD225,000 (RM932,690)
The entertainment site reported that some of your favourite celebrities nominated in the Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress and Best Director categories will get these bags for free as part of the famed 'Everyone Wins' campaign.
The 'Everone Wins' swag bag has been running for 18 years, and the loot is consolidated by marketing company Distinctive Assets.
In fact, sponsors would reportedly have to pay Distinctive Assets a minimum of USD4,000 (RM16,580) to be included in the swag bag.
So, what's inside the swag bag, you ask? Well, here are some of the most absurd goodies Brad Pitt can expect to find in his swag bag:
1) A 12-day cruise for two on a luxury yacht
When the Genting Dream Cruises is not fancy enough for our favourite celebs.
2) A five-night stay in Waikiki
To be honest, we don't really know where Waikiki is actually located, but we're guessing that it's a super atas
destination since Scarlett Johansson, Joaquin Phoenix and Brand Pitt will be vacationing there soon.
3) Brain-sensing headband that translates mental activity into the sounds of weather
It's like a pair of Apple AirPods, but weirder and more unnecessary.
4) Urine collection and analysis system
Your favourite celebrities can now test if they're positive for drugs in the comfort of their own homes.
5) A stay inside a Spanish lighthouse
AKA a 'picnic' for a celebrity's standards.
6) Bath bombs with 24k gold
Oh, is that why Donald Trump looks so orange
7) One-year membership at matchmaking agency
If only Taylor Swift was a major nominee, because this would come in so handy...
8) Projector that puts stars on the ceiling
Why step out of your multi-million dollar mansion to look at the sky when you can stare at your ceiling, right?
9) Foods from a diet that claims to "mimic fasting"
It's like fasting, but also eating.
10) Pill to give relief from monthly breast pain
Could have just given them Panadol, 'cos it works for almost everything.
Of course, these are just some of the coolest (and really weird) stuff a celeb can find in the swag bag.
They'll also get the usual jewellery, vape pen with 24k gold finish, personal training sessions, wellness retreat, workout gear and aromatherapy gift set, just to name a few.
To be honest, we'll be more happy to go home with a goodie bag than an Oscars statue, because an Oscars statue will collect dust at home.