Earlier this month, a trend of kissing your romantic partner's armpit has spread in Indonesia. The gesture is done to prove their love for each other, and we suppose if you’d do something like that, we assume you must really, really love them.
I mean, imagine if your partner just finished running around under the hot scorching 35°C sun and asks you to kiss his/her sweaty armpit. That’s commitment, yo.
Girl, we hope you rinsed your mouth afterwards. Many, many times. (Image: www.jitunews.com)
We doubt you love your partners less if you don’t want to kiss that part of their body. Here are other things you can give them instead.
A neck massage
A large tray of doughnuts for
them both of you to enjoy
Give them shopping vouchers (!)
Throw away trash for them
Leave them alone and don't do creepy things like kissing their hairy armpit OMG
If you really want to do it and actually do want to kiss the hell out of your partner's armpit, we hope you prepare this in advance: